Thirsty Guy A, walking in desert sees Guy B. Asks for water. B says “I don’t have water, I have ties. Want to buy a tie?” A: “I don’t want a tie you idiot, I’m dying of thirst!” B: “Fine, no tie. Go 4 miles over that hill, there’s a restaurant, they’ll have water.” So A thanks him, and trudges off. Returns 3 hours later. B: “Couldn’t find it?” A: “I found it–but they wouldn’t let me in without a tie!” 100% woven silk. Handmade.|
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